Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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