So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
