let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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