The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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