I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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