when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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