Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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