So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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