WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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