And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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