Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
