I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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