just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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