I want to stick my p in your. b.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Found the puke drawer
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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