i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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