Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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