you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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