i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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