just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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