Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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