I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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