the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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