Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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