she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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