I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
jump out the window naked night went bad
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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