This girl is more easily done than said...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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