dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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