dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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