mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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