Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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