Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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