mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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