y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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