You smell like stripper and shame
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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