i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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