He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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