Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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