Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
