So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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