I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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