The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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