What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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