i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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