I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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