'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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