are you still at the devil's house?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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