If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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