Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
