This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
