But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
